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LETS BOLDLY GO, LOSERS

Call me, Megan. Ridiculous pan kid. British short-arse.I go to Cardiff University and I study Philosophy and English. I am a 20 year old cis girl. Her/she pronouns please. I have curly hair and sludgy eyes. Cacti, whiskey, knitting, Margaritas, and tea are my favourite things. I've given up listing fandoms, it's just a bit of this, bit of that.

MY FACE

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.




witneyhouston:

when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose 

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait




fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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consulting-idjit-of-gallifrey:

tardistopanem:

Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?

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davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

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teenifies:

zisnap:

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erueres:

when ur old otp from ur old fandom comes back to hit u in the face like

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pleatedjeans:

via



femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog




fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff



roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES